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I was born and raised on Long Island, New York, a  bagel's throw from New York City.

In 1985, I unexpectedly found myself moving to Central New Hampshire. Over the next ten years, I worked hard at adjusting to life here. From learning to rake his roof, to buying firewood for the first time, to trying to fit into the social setting of a morning at the dump, I found that these, and many more adjustments, would not be very easy for this Flatlander.

 I have been sharing these tales with a lively and entertaining program I have presented from The Lakes Region to the Seacoast to the Mountains.and recently have added stories about a new adjustment in my life...getting older.

I am also the editor of the Weirs Times weekly newspaper and tell some of these stories and others in my weekly "F.O.O.L. (Flatlander's Observations On Life) In New Hampshire" column.  Today, my column reaches tens of thousands of readers a week.

In 2013 I published the book "The Flatlander Chronicles"  and in 2015 "The Best Of A F.O.O.L"  My latest book "I  Really Only Did It For The Socks - Stories & Thoughts On Aging" was published in November 0f 2021.

I am currently accepting bookings for 2022/2023. If you are interested in my program and fee you can contact me at

Brendan performing at Cold Spring Farm in Alton, NH on March 5th, 2022.

                                     WHAT THE AUDIENCE IS SAYING

"Brendan's Storytelling skills and sense of humor were delightful."


"A superb storyteller. Wonderful stories, self deprecating and tongue-in- cheek. Loved it!"


"I smiled until my cheeks hurt."


"This guy is wicked funny."


"Reminds me of Becky Rule. They would make a good tag team."


"He could be another Garrison Keillor."


"What a Crowd Pleaser."


"Love the story of the visit to the dump."


"Folks should make this a do not miss event!....this guy hits it out of the park ."





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